April 2009
150 posts
Leafs sign Slap Shot kin Hanson →
Christian Hanson, the son of Dave from “Slap Shot” movie fame, has signed a two-year, entry-level deal with the team. He recently completed his college career at Notre Dame and was an undrafted free agent.
March 2009
93 posts
Maple Leafs GM Burke Tries To Sue Fake Twitterer →
pinder:
What a humourless prick. Its funny that he spent lawyer fees on looking at a potential lawsuit, paying a lawyer in 6 minute increments to deteremine that, yes, Twitter’s TOS allows parody if it’s stated as such. Jennifer Mather probably made him do this.
Then today Fake Brian Burke quits cause really he’s a Leafs fan that doesn’t really want to disrupt the delicate genius that is the...
TSN Power Rankings (Top 5) March 30th
This Week 1 Last Week 1 Boston Bruins 48-17-10
5-1-1 in their last seven, the Bruins also have a dozen double-digit plus players — a solid foundation that keeps them at No. 1. Key Injuries: RW Phil Kessel (undisclosed).
This Week 2 Last Week 2 New Jersey Devils 47-24-4
If not for injury troubles below, the Devils would be ripe for the taking after four straight losses in which they...
Calgary Sun: Call could've been costly for Flames →
One day after Eric Furlatt was booed off the ice for as questionable a call as the Saddledome has seen in years, Saturday night’s striped scapegoat was given a surprising pat on the back by his boss.
Not only was the 37-year-old referee not chastised or reprimanded for waving off an Olli Jokinen powerplay goal in which Curtis Glencross was somehow called for goalie interference, he...
This Burrows love might be getting a little out of...
but this is still funny:
- Wayne Gretzky owns an Alex Burrows jersey
- Even Kanye West thinks Alex Burrows should win
- Jon Favreau is making a sequel to ‘Swingers’ starring Alex Burrows, because he’s money, baby.
- Alex Burrows is suing the band ‘Clutch’ for trademark infringement
- Miikka Kiprusoff checks for Alex Burrows under his bed before he goes to...
NHL 3 stars
Daniel Sedin Left Wing - VAN G: 2 | A: 1 | Pts: 3
Bobby Ryan Right Wing - ANA G: 2 | A: 0 | Pts: 2
Patrik Berglund Center - STL G: 1 | A: 2 | Pts: 3
WatchEvgeni Malkin and Igor Larionov’s hot daughter make some perogies… then Kris Letang shows up out of nowhere to eat at the end of the video.
Maple Leaf's Gerber Handed Automatic 3-Game...
The National Hockey League announced Wednesday that Toronto Maple Leafs goaltender Martin Gerber has been suspended for three games without pay for an abuse of officials incident during Tuesday’s Leafs victory over the Capitals.
It was an automatic suspension for the Swiss-born netminder according to Rule 41.4 – Category III. The rule states: “Any player or goalkeeper who, by his actions,...
Yahoo: Finally, the marriage between hockey and... →
The ECHL Las Vegas Wranglers have already given the world one outstanding, Veeck-esque promotional night this season: “Gov. Rod Blagojevich Prison Uniform Night,” which honored the disgraced Illinois statesman by putting the team in striped prison uniforms and planned to “sell off” seats near the benches.
On Tuesday night, March 24, the Wranglers will have their...
PLAYERS REACT TO OVECHKIN'S 50TH GOAL CELEBRATION →
Overall not a big deal.
“The Sedins CANT SHOOT. They have the worst shots in the league and they want 6...”
– via
Court deals Devils’ Brodeur alimony blow
TRENTON, N.J. (AP)—Days after breaking the NHL record for wins by a goalie, the Devils’ Martin Brodeur has been dealt an alimony setback by a New Jersey appeals court.
The court ruled that Brodeur (broh-DYOOR’) must pay his ex-wife $500,000 a year until 2020.
A lower court originally awarded Brodeur’s ex-wife, Melanie DuBois (doo-BWAH’), limited alimony.
Brodeur appealed, asking that he only be...
“If we’re going to win the Cup, we need guys to take pay cuts. The way the...”
– Ryan Kesler
Record breaking night last night.
Martin Brodeur breaks the all time winning goalie record
Patrick Elias becomes the all time New Jersey scorer
John Tortorella is now the American coach with the most wins
Canucks set a home win streak record at 10 games
Did I miss anything?
