Hockey

The team asked fans to submit potential goal songs and received 500 entries. From those, the Senators chose five finalists and decided to put it to a vote. Democracy in action!

Except, like well-financed lobbyists, party bag men and a partisan judiciary, forces beyond the team’s control are fighting to get the result they want: The consistent humiliation of Ottawa Senators fans.

I love you, Internet.

On the bright side for Sens fans, if their goals-for is as bad as last season, they won’t be playing that song much anyhow.